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Utterly unaware of his iconic status.
He had Monica his daughter with him - a tot. At their next date Clementine asks Jamie what the devil he's playing at. He turned up several times and we met for coffee.
The dressing-room gets an awful lot smaller as Ned Byrne and Willie Duggan arrive.
His cirkeldiagram online dating, as Fergus Slattery put it, was about "short-range physicality". Not surprisingly, he went missing from time to time.
We only have to look back to the third Test in July for his last clanger that we know about During the winter the metre dash from the shower room to the first dressing room cut to the bone.
He had a fag in his hand coming into the dressing room. Hugo grimaced as he stood up to offer me a hand of congratulations.